PYA Rules to Live by

Never hit golf balls off the roof, especially at night
Never throw a short fused M80 out a window, the MPs might show up
Never have a bottle rocket fight between buildings
20 or 30 3.2% beers is still a lot of alcohol
Never own an Audi
Never go streaking, if you do not measure up to the task
Don’t drive your car on the lawn. Or Doughnuts are a breakfast food not a stupid stunt
If there is a “hay man” decoration in the lobby, do not light him on fire and throw him over the railing
Don’t bang so hard on someone’s walls that you accidentally go through
Never fall asleep in your refrigerator
Never leave your door unlocked “someone might leave a carpet shampooer running in there
If you work the midnight shift, never fall asleep on the beach (especially with your hand on your chest)
If you own a gas grill- lock it up
Never drink a “snowshoe” with a mustache
If someone ever mentions the word “Everclear”, walk the other way
Drinking and darts sometimes do not mix (at least when you are playing 301 and you stick your hand up to quick)
Never get “knocked out” in your woodshop (by flying wood) or you might end up with bad memory
If you know someone that owns a 4 wheel truck and he asks you to go for a drive, worry, you might end up to your ass in mud
If you are working and some guys come walking in wearing “white suits” to take measurements be afraid, be very afraid
Never mix a gas mask and smoke (at least inside the glass)
Never give a person on a "Death Trip" an axe
Never tell the Vice Base Commander he needs a haircut, especially when the Senior Enlisted Advisor is standing next to him.
If you are told "What you say will not leave this room", don't believe them, unless you like psychiatrists.